oupacademic:

From our colleagues at OUP Southern Africa (via Oxford SA Blog | Commonly Confused Words)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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7 hours ago // 147,238 notes
fabelyn:

"Sorry we made a mistake and now you have no choice but to share the bed" is the most romance fanfic cliche I have ever seen.

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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7 hours ago // 114,836 notes

ghoustly:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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7 hours ago // 630,299 notes
towntraveler:

Picking out a jack-o-lantern in Yorkwood!
  • The Plan of Viserys Targaryen as I Understand It
  • Step 1: Marry sister to a powerful warlord.
  • Step 2:
  • Step 3: Become King of Westeros.

7 hours ago // 9,366 notes

Just got a shit load of Simon & Garfunkel on my phone and I feel like this may be a bad move.


7 hours ago // 0 notes
dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.
thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that